Single Woman's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep.Please don't send me no more creeps.Please just send me one good man.One without a wedding band.One good man who's sweet as pie.Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.Who dresses neat and doesn't smell.And is sexy like my man Denzel.Is super-rich like Michael J.On second thought, that's okay.Man, if I should die before I wake,that would truly take the cake;No matrimony or honeymoon.No fancy reception planned for June.No throwing of the wedding bouquet.Please, God, don't let me go out that way.If I die before I meet Mr. RightI won't go out without a fight.But then again with my luck,He'd probably be just some schmuck.The single life is not that badI know it's just a passing fad.I won't be blue. I will not frown.Besides, I like my toilet seat down.No more makeup, won't comb my hair.So never mind this stupid prayer.The single life will do just fine.So what's up, girlfriend?IT'S PARTY TIME!Author Unknown
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